he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
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anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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