i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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