she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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