Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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