I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
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Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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