That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I don't deserve a penis
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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