I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
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While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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