Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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