if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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