Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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