Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish my penis had an off switch
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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