Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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