I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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