Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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