BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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