are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
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I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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