is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Help. Why am I so naked?
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