oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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