This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
All the doctor said was why
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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