I love black thongs
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
that's an acceptable place to lick
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I just blew my weed a kiss
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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