You're a womanizer and a bitch.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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