Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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