You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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