there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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