do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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