i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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