Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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