you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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