The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I can't put those talents on a resume
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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