Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
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bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
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