3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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