Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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