i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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