I want to stick my p in your. b.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I want a musical about memes.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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