just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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