Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He? As in you personified your dick?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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