all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz