So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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