is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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