what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Success! We fucked roommates!
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