so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
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