Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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