Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Congratulations! We have a period
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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