i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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