I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
