Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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