Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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Even my vagina gasped.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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