how can u be prego again
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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