I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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