We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
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i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
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Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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