gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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