Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
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