Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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