i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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