somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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