My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
i now understand why vodka
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